Sprocket

Posted by Troy Eckhardt on February 13, 2012 at 11:15 pm

Once upon at time there was a tiny little sprocket in the pocket of a beautiful young woman. As time went on, the pocket grew, as did the sprocket within the pocket. Nine long months passed while the sprocket secretly grew. At times the pocket bulged and wiggled as the sprocket anticipated the day that it would finally be able to leave the pocket.

That day finally arrived when the sprocket had reached a weight of seven pounds, one ounce, and a length of 20 inches! The happy beautiful woman and her husband gave the sprocket an official name – Simon Elijah Eckhardt. They still like to call him Sprocket, though.